my wife's husband

I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
Ask me anything

Aug 14
 


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patbaer:

copycats:

You Can’t Hurry Love by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
originally by The Supremes

“Tonight, when I should have been sleeping, I RECorded a lo-fi garageband cover of the Supremes song.  Songwriters: Lamont Dozier, Brian Holland, Eddie Holland.” (via hitrecordjoe)

Alright, fine, I like you even more, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I hope you’re happy!


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