my wife's husband

I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
Ask me anything

Jul 2
 


Following are 15 things I love:

  1. My wife
  2. TLC (R.I.P., Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez)
  3. My mom
  4. My brother
  5. My father
  6. My mother-in-law
  7. My father-in-law
  8. My brother-in-law, Cory
  9. My brother-in-law, Jacob
  10. My boss
  11. Aaliyah (R.I.P. Aaliyah)
  12. Timbaland
  13. Pizza dip
  14. My dead dog, Max (cliche, yeah, so what)
  15. Computers

FYI: 16 would have been beer and 17 wine. In case you were curious. Oh, and 18 is whiskey, which used to be 1, but, well, we had a falling out.


Posted at 3:47pm

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