my wife's husband

I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
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Apr 13
 


theduty: edp: Okay, now I want an iPad. KORG iElectribe iPad Virtual Analog Beatbox I WILL HAVE YOU. OH YES. I WILLLLLLLLLLLl HAVVVVVEEEEEE YOUUUUUU!!!! My soul is crying. It knows it is incomplete and will not stop weeping until I put in enough OT to buy this beauty.

theduty:

edp:

Okay, now I want an iPad.

KORG iElectribe iPad Virtual Analog Beatbox

I WILL HAVE YOU.

OH YES.

I WILLLLLLLLLLLl HAVVVVVEEEEEE YOUUUUUU!!!!

My soul is crying. It knows it is incomplete and will not stop weeping until I put in enough OT to buy this beauty.

Posted at 5:02pm

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