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I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
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Apr 2
 


taxidermychurch: coco+kelley: HAPPY (WHATEVER YOUR CELEBRATING) WEEKEND! I’m positive we all need a sparkly zebra. This is super and all. But, c’mon Coco and Kelly! “YOUR” is possessive, as in, “Is that your crappy grammar?” If you mean “YOU ARE” then you need to use “YOU’RE”, as in, “You’re really pissing me off with this stupid mistake.” Whatever well-wishing was intended is rendered completely offensive to me. I mean, if you were writing a novel and you ended up with some mistakes sprinkled throughout, that’s one thing. But if you can’t write a five-word sentence without breaking one of the simplest rules in the English language then YOUR blogging privileges should be taken from you because YOU’RE just not worthy.

taxidermychurch:

coco+kelley: HAPPY (WHATEVER YOUR CELEBRATING) WEEKEND!

I’m positive we all need a sparkly zebra.

This is super and all. But, c’mon Coco and Kelly! “YOUR” is possessive, as in, “Is that your crappy grammar?” If you mean “YOU ARE” then you need to use “YOU’RE”, as in, “You’re really pissing me off with this stupid mistake.” Whatever well-wishing was intended is rendered completely offensive to me. I mean, if you were writing a novel and you ended up with some mistakes sprinkled throughout, that’s one thing. But if you can’t write a five-word sentence without breaking one of the simplest rules in the English language then YOUR blogging privileges should be taken from you because YOU’RE just not worthy.

Posted at 12:33pm

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