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I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
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Mar 16
 


deleteyourself: Remember the first time you saw a Toyota truck with just “YO” on the back, and how funny you thought it was? We are idiots. We are idiots. I am not an idiot. I + you + others = stupid. The larger the group of people, the lower the collective IQ. That said. It was f-in hilarious the first time I saw a Toyota that said YO. There are church-going folks following my blog, folks. Censorship is an important courtesy I intend to employ at all times.

deleteyourself:

Remember the first time you saw a Toyota truck with just “YO” on the back, and how funny you thought it was? We are idiots.

We are idiots.

I am not an idiot.

I + you + others = stupid.

The larger the group of people, the lower the collective IQ.

That said. It was f-in hilarious the first time I saw a Toyota that said YO.

There are church-going folks following my blog, folks. Censorship is an important courtesy I intend to employ at all times.

Posted at 7:35pm

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