my wife's husband

I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
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Oct 7
 


fashionablybored: Operation Spaingagement = success. This AM we walked to the top of the albaicin neighborhood - atop a hill over looking the city - to watch the sunrise. This was the right place and time. Here is our first photo together as an engaged couple. Brian! Sir, I bow to you. And I am happy as a clam on Valium for you and your future mrs. Enjoy this. And enjoy the future of inestimable awesomeness awaiting you and her. I’m flushed, smiling ear-to-ear. Seriously, I’m ecstatic. I love you. I love her. I love you two together. But not in a girly way at all. As a man, with lots of machismo. Well done, sir. Fantastic. Just fantastic.

fashionablybored:

Operation Spaingagement = success. This AM we walked to the top of the albaicin neighborhood - atop a hill over looking the city - to watch the sunrise. This was the right place and time. Here is our first photo together as an engaged couple.

Brian! Sir, I bow to you. And I am happy as a clam on Valium for you and your future mrs. Enjoy this. And enjoy the future of inestimable awesomeness awaiting you and her. I’m flushed, smiling ear-to-ear. Seriously, I’m ecstatic. I love you. I love her. I love you two together. But not in a girly way at all. As a man, with lots of machismo. Well done, sir. Fantastic. Just fantastic.

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