my wife's husband

I'm Tom. My wife matters. I matter by association. Other facts: I am a misanthrope with a heart of gold; My left leg is longer than my right and I blame Boston's sidewalks; I have a great memory but I don't get to use it often because I can't pay attention; I am not a liar but I lie like one; I am the fastest swimmer at my gym; I am the fattest person at my gym; Seriously, I can't pay attention; I like celery a lot; I don't like spinach but I can see why others might; I don't blog often because nobody cares, and nobody cares because I don't blog often; I'm not sad or lonely but sometimes I think I want to be; Beer is the most delicious of poisons; I hate semicolons and this has been a kind of therapy.
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Oct 7

taxidermychurch:

wellthatsadorable:

What the fuck ARE you? A real dog who’s not the most adorable toy in the world? PROVE IT. Come over and lets have a cuddle fight. Whoever’s heart bursts first because they’re overwhelmed by cuteness loses.
(Spoiler alert: I’ll be losing this one) (via …etc)

It’s baby Rowlf!

God made this for me. Give it.

wellthatsadorable:

What the fuck ARE you? A real dog who’s not the most adorable toy in the world? PROVE IT. Come over and lets have a cuddle fight. Whoever’s heart bursts first because they’re overwhelmed by cuteness loses.

(Spoiler alert: I’ll be losing this one) (via …etc)

It’s baby Rowlf!