January 2010
26 posts
December 2009
15 posts
2009 Highlights
January: I took a class over break taught by Joe Mathews, one of the most well-respected journalists in the United States and probably the best in California. If you ever find yourself watching the news wondering how California could be so strange (like so many people did when we elected Arnold), just scan Mathews’ blogs or, if you’re specifically interested in the aforementioned...
The Truth About The New Years Kiss
hershapeinthedoorway:
truethings:
1. Don’t fuck this up. Seriously.
2. Make sure the person you’re kissing is memorable. This is the beginning of a new decade. We all know the world is going to end any second so kiss someone special.
3. OR go the complete opposite direction and kiss the least special, yet hottest person you can find. The ’10s are going to be sexy.
4. If your tongue is...
Don't you just love it when...
hershapeinthedoorway:
facebook asks you to “reconnect” with dudes you dated 3+ years ago? I’m like, no, I didn’t even like that guy enough to bother telling him I was done dating him, why the hell would I want to reconnect with him over the facebook?
Which brings me to, I should probably massively unfriend sometime soonish.
You should have massively unfriended two-and-a-half years ago. Stop...
Adventures in pediatrics (God help me)
jackiegarlich:
Most kids don’t like getting drops in their eyes and it’s usually an ordeal to get them in. I have been kicked while doing this before. But yesterday was by far the worst kid ever. When my friend Mona tried to put drops in, he called her a…wait for it….a bastard. AND HE WAS THREE YEARS OLD.
AND THE MOM JUST LAUGHED.
Bastard was my first swear word!
“Mom,...