January 2012
1 post
We are seven days into 2012 and I’m finally getting around to wishing the following for you:
May all your decisions be delayed without consequence and may they result in good beyond your sweetest expectations.
May you dream.
May you smile knowingly less often than you smile without knowing.
May you greet each stranger as though no one has hurt you.
May your resolutions to improve fail while...
October 2011
1 post
I hate WYSIWYGs.
March 2011
3 posts
best airport delay ever →
Somebody has a case of the Mondays.
What sort of people start making edits to site files, fully aware that another programming team they hired is already working on these files, without even notifying said team and then complains about how said team overwrote code it didn’t know existed?
And why, on a day like that, does a site for a Los Angeles sandals shop get hacked?
And why does this all happen on a day that was supposed...
January 2011
1 post
Doodle! →
I especially love their doodle alphabet.
December 2010
2 posts
Fire is the analog alternative to heaters.
Google Fail
October 2010
13 posts
I love my brother.
His poop used to be green (I’m 10 years older, so it’s not weird that I know that).
He once told his preschool teachers that my mother made him eat ants for dinner. That wasn’t true. Her meatloaf was kind of gross sometimes, but that’s not as bad as being forced to eat ants. Especially since we always had dogs that would discreetly eat the food off our...
Good news! →
“Oh yeah, I’m gonna need you to go with me to do the laundry because I need you to hold the flashllight.” - Wife
Trader Joe’s “Peanut Butter Goodies” are PERFECT! My mouth found its soul mate. Or rather, my wife found my mouth’s soul mate. Thanks Sara!
“A gopher walks into a bar. Bartender says, “How ya doin’?” Gopher says, “I’m...”
– Tona (via 24freedinners)
I’m a sucker for gopher jokes.
NOT KIDDING. As soon as I posted that last, um, post, REGULATORS came on.
“Just hit the east side of the LBC …”
This is why I believe in God. Or maybe there are other reasons, more significant ones, but this one is pretty good.
I put Pandora on, created a station for Dr. Dre’s “Keep their heads ringin’”, and now it’s playing Coolio. Really? I mean, like all suburban white kids who grew up in the 90’s, I love Coolio. Never mind. In the time it took to write those first two sentences it switched to Bone Thugs. It’s a Pandora free-for-all here. I’m learning to love it.
Also,...
Hi, I'm Sara.: Let's just clear something up here. →
hershapeinthedoorway:
Being a feminist does not mean you hate men.
Being a feminist does not mean you think you are the better sex.
Being a feminist does not mean you have to identify with a particular political party or religion (or atheism or agnosticism or eastern philosophy, for that matter).
Being a feminist…
Thanks, Love. I am a feminist, and proud of it. Almost as much as I am...
September 2010
2 posts
I was wondering about reforestation, curious to find out if there were any adopt-a-tree programs available. I ended up here. The article is cute, looks like something that would be fun to do with kids. But my favorite part came at the end in the “Tips & Warnings” section:
“Spend some time learning about trees by reading books.”
When the most intelligent of your demographic say... →
August 2010
6 posts
Back to School-without the extra lbs!
jaclyndaybonmarche:
embracethenow asked:
I have to start out saying I love the new site! It looks amazing and as a student I find the idea behind it even more so. I really have two requests. I’m getting ready to do some back to school shopping and because I’ve lost around 30lbs throughout the past year, I don’t have that much left in my wardrobe that fits. I’m looking for the essential go to’s...
http://bonmarche.jaclynday.com/ →
My lovely wife is now a lovely fashion blogger. Look for Sara. Scroll down to: “Girls’ Night Out Glam Gold or Sexy Silver?”
http://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/index.html?sto... →
I can dig it. Just don’t expect me to sign up when you develop a way for me to feel the pain of giving birth. In that case I’d sooner empathize with a sword swallower or an amputee.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
patbaer:
copycats:
You Can’t Hurry Love by...
hershapeinthedoorway asked: How much does your wife pay you for handling her Web design needs?
July 2010
3 posts
Listening to the Boss and drinking cheap Chilean wine. Happy 4th of July eve. I think I’ll be passing on the fireworks this year. Maybe I’ll be dancing in the dark. No, definitely.
Following are 15 things I love:
My wife
TLC (R.I.P., Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez)
My mom
My brother
My father
My mother-in-law
My father-in-law
My brother-in-law, Cory
My brother-in-law, Jacob
My boss
Aaliyah (R.I.P. Aaliyah)
Timbaland
Pizza dip
My dead dog, Max (cliche, yeah, so what)
Computers
FYI: 16 would have been beer and 17 wine. In case you were curious. Oh, and 18 is...
June 2010
1 post
My Wii Fit age today: 29 30. I love how the Wii messes with your head like that, giving you one age, then switching it on you at the last second. Bravo, Nintendo.
May 2010
3 posts
Hooray! →
Sara made me change my Tumblr name. She doesn’t want people to find her blog through mine. My wife’s husband is a lame title. I’ll think of something else in time.
More importantly, though, I just watched the Insane Clown Posse video for Miracles for the first time, courtesy of Bryan Mckay. My mind is sufficiently blown.
April 2010
10 posts
This is a simple demonstration of the fascinating... →
I accidentally watched public T.V. And now I'm... →
March 2010
4 posts
I want Jason Statham to do a magic show at my next birthday party (on May 28th I turn 28).
Delerium Tremens is the tastiest beer I’ve ever … tasted. And I never should have paid to see that Wolverine movie in theaters. That’s it for my thoughts of the day.
